It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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