The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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