Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish you could order shots online.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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