well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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