I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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