just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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