nut hugger
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
only if we run a train.
done.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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