So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is it penis luge time yet?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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