proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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