ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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