Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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