She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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