**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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