He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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