there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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