It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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