I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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