It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I am naked and annoyed.
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