I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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