Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i think i just lost a toe
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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