found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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