i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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