I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
sex in a hospital.. check
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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