you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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