are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He kissed a someone with a penis
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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