I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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