she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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