Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
