YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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