he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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