Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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