I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My bed smells like the plague
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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