Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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