butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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