What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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