He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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