I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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