Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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