Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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