does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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