I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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