Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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