at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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