im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
PANTIES FOUND
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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