yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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