Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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