Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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