He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
