why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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