Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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