Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh god the rape fog is back!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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