I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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