and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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