playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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