This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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