Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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