so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Sext me about skeletons
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
